December 2010
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At the beginning of the year I told myself that by...
I can’t say I’ve succeeded because, well, I haven’t. But at least I’ve worked a new job and took a course and maybe, MAYBE took a teeny step in a direction. Not sure what direction that is yet, but hopefully it’ll lead somewhere
should go to the gym...instead taking a walk on...
PRIORITIES!
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I think sometimes it would be more exhausting to...
I mean what’s not to like about eating yourself into a sugar coma and getting free stuff? Merry Christmas everyone!
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How I get my cleaning done:
20 minutes cleaning
30 minutes starting a new project that is then abandoned
10 minutes checking to see if anything new is happening on the internet.
Right now I’m using the excuse that I washed the floors and can’t possibly step anywhere off the rug.
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I feel like Christmas has come early today!
After lunch today I will be OFF for 6 GLORIOUS DAYS (other than a 3 hour shift on Boxing Day but that hardly counts). EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Has anyone else been friends with someone who is...
At first it’s like “this is awesome! I’m friends with someone in a band (or whatever)!” You want to hang out with them all the time, but then when you do, you realize you have to maintain this facade of coolness that you are lacking. It’s like “oh, no, I never traveled Europe with nothing but a guitar and duffel bag,” or “no, no, definitely never...
When you're having a "What am I doing with my...
YOU ARE MY AGE. HOW ARE YOU SO SUCCESSFUL??
Ever get so tired in the morning that everything...
This morning on the streetcar on my way to work, I managed to snag a seat halfway to the subway. As I was relaxing, I decided I was too tired to prop my head up myself so I leaned it back against the pole behind me. Only I wasn’t alone, there was someone’s hand behind my head. I tried to play it off like my head was being swayed by the movement of the streetcar but I dont think it was...
I feel like I'm living in a snow globe
I’m so entranced, I could literally sit here and stare at the snow all day while stuffing my face with pretzels.
I've been totally Tumblr MIA
In other news…CHRISTMAS IS SO SOOOOOOOON!
Two and a half days of work and then off for 5! Minus the 3 hour shift on boxing day but whatevs.
fuck. yes.
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captain-eats replied to your post: I’m currently facing a dilemma:
Sometimes just the lil bit that collects at the top is to blame, not the *actual* milk at the bottom. You should be fine. Besides, (possibly) sour ginger cookies could be the next big thing. Like double stuffed Oreos
Interesting….although I’m not so worried about any sour milk in the cookies as there is no milk...
I'm currently facing a dilemma:
Last night I made ginger cookie dough to be baked today and put it in the fridge. This morning when making cereal, the milk smelled off, despite the fact that it’s 5 days away from it’s expiry date. Now I’m worried that maybe the batter has gone bad as well, but I’m not sure why. My fridge feels cold, but what if the door was accidentally left slightly ajar? Do I make a new...
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just witnessed the most EPIC fail ever
Not only did this driver make an illegal left turn, but she turned into the designated streetcar lane on Spadina.
What exactly was her thought process?
“Oh look, an empty lane! How convenient!”
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the mailman at work just told me he doesn't like...
thanks a lot jerkface, now I have a complex.
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Do you ever write notes to yourself and then have...
I wrote “couch outside” in my work notebook. What does that mean? Did I black out at my desk and need to tell myself something? I legitimately have no clue what that means.
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“Student loans you pay back, right?”
– Quote of the day
Alright, that's it, I'm tired of waiting, I'm...
It’s been too long since I’ve baked. Wheeee.
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Anyone out there know some good vegan cookie...
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when i play video games, i get the worst truck...
i’m pretty sure i called Mario a “douche bag asshole” and “fucker” about 20 times in about as many minutes.
If the dumbass would just jump over things like he’s supposed to, he might actually make it through the level.
I am Wii’s rage guy.
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just got to witness a jersey shore-esque breakdown...
seriously, it was better than TV.
i <3 queen street.
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I really, really, really need to figure out what...
Like, really.
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downtimes replied to your post: this morning it is -13c degrees outside
its 70 degrees right now in california. im going to chicago in january where it can hit -10 and -20 and i think i might die. how does one who thinks 55 is FREEZING prepare for antarctic conditions?
LAYERS.
Seriously. I am currently wearing a pair of tights under my work pants and I wear my regular shirt, a cardigan, a...
My work smells like someone opened a bottle of...
This smell is also known as sulfur. Excuse me while I give up on life.
I've been put in charge of writing Christmas cards...
It turns out, I might be a really awesome typer, but I crumble under the pressure of using nice handwriting. I’ve actually resorted to printing off those sheets they give to grade school kids to practice. I wish I was kidding.
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this morning it is -13c degrees outside
(8f for all you following along who live in the states)
AKA fucking cold
If I could acurately draw a picture of how I feel at this exact moment, it would be me hiding under a pile of clothes, refusing to have to go out into the arctic temperatures beyond my front door.
We have snow days, can’t we also have frigid weather days?
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thumbswithhands:
The National—Terrible Love...
who creates a fucking smoke detector that won't...
if you hear that i die in a fire tonight, please sue Garrison for their shitty fucking smoke detectors.
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Hey guys, I just wrote a hilarious thing on 'Is My... →
I keep getting the damn Wii fit song for the step...
How embarrassing!
wow, when someone you've considered your best...
BRB crying.
Tuesday success!
I got a compliment on my eyeliner by one of our fashion instructors at my work.
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