January 2011
I think the REAL heroes in this world are bike...
Not only do they have to deal with assholes on cars all day, but they are out there regardless of the weather to get you your packages. I bet the world would be ending and bike couriers would dodge fire balls to make sure your letters arrive. For that, I salute them.
I thought our dead phone line at work had...
Turns out he’s been out back at the phone box for half an hour fixing it. And here I was thinking magic had happened.
Unfortunate typo on the closed captioning for the...
“shopping maul”
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I KNEW accidentally shutting a door on a guy in a...
From now on, I will go out of my way to open doors, windows, anything. Give me back my good karma please!
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Unfortunate last names of the day
Beaver. Slute. Sorry girls.
Last night I came home to 7 emails from woman who...
They all included pictures of some younger man, who I am assuming is her son. She was going on and on about feeding him and how he’s not really kosher but is trying to live by the Torah, etc etc.
I wrote her back, telling her she had the wrong person, so I had to forward her back all the emails with the photos.
I looked her up online and sure enough she is friends with the only other...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-26) →
Sufjan Stevens (23)
Glee Cast (7)
Chris Garneau (1)
Okkervil River (1)
The Pretenders (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Sad Keanu Lip Stick! →
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captain-eats asked: I read your 'Dealbreakers' write-up. Its great!
And you *nailed* It with the Dawson pic. NAILED
And you *nailed* It with the Dawson pic. NAILED
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oh guys, I forgot to mention that I submitted a...
so….go read it!
I just hope the person it was written about doesn’t read this tumblr…
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For the first time in my entire life I just got my...
Not nearly as painful as I expected and it makes such a difference! Plus it is a great way to wake up and is always nice to have people tell you you have Liz Taylor eyebrows. I hope young Liz and not crazy sickly old Liz.
that awkward moment when 2 guys you once dated are...
While it is a slim to none chance that these two dudes would ever speak to each other or figure out that they both know me, it’s still a hilariously awkward situation to think about.
I'm totally neglecting Tumblr, ahhhh
I miss it. I just have been at a blank with what to post about. I’m too boring.
nothing like coming home to find it's raining in...
even my landlord is stumped.
thanks a lot, Tuesday.
That awkward moment when the woman on the other...
UGHHHHHH
Officially posted my first work-related Twitter...
Way more stressful than I had anticipated!
captain-eats replied to your post:oh god oh god oh god, i just had to do a google image search for ‘extreme frost bite’ for a student
Aww ahaha. I am going to guess they all involve the colours “black-to-purple” and “red” for some reason…
I tried not to look, it was so gross. Another student came out later to show me what he did and it was really like black, white, red and purple on...
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oh god oh god oh god, i just had to do a google...
WHYYYYYYYYYY
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“But you’ll fight and you’ll make it through
You’ll fake it if...”
– Rilo Kiley, ‘A Better Son/Daughter’ aka my theme song for the day.
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I have the worst gut ever
I almost had an actual breakdown in a change room today because I realized just how bad it’s gotten.
I wish I was joking but if I was a celebrity, there’d be baby bump pictures of me in all the tabloids, but the joke would be on them because really I just have a gut.
A GUT.
I usually make end of year lists around this time,...
Also I can’t decide on things I liked in 2010. I mean, there were some highlights in music and movies (Arcade Fire, Robyn, Inception, Scott Pilgrim) but I just don’t have the energy to sit down and figure out which were the best. I barely have the energy to type right now. Ughhhh.
For whatever reason the fan in the store blows air...
And without fail, on the days I am most hungry, the smell of burgers comes wafting in, taunting me. DAMN YOU GBC, WHY CANT I EAT YOU?
It's only 11am and I'm already in a mood where I...
I want to be super rich please!
“I swear I’m just going to refill it afterward and not peeing in it!”
– That awkward moment when someone sees you going into the washroom with a water bottle
I can sum up today really easily:
Everything went better than expected.
An easy resolution for this year: drink more water
I can’t fail! Because I have no idea how much I drank last year! WE ALL WIN!
Things I don't understand:
People who don’t have internet.
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Is anyone else out there watching this terrible...
Like what the fuck is this? It looks like at any moment it’s going to turn into a bad porno.
On top of that, all the actors look about 12 years old.
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